Wed Nov 26th, 2025
    - For Immediate Release


(OSSi) - Inaugural Newsletter


We thank you for joining the Oil Slickers Society International newsletter. Our events, accomplishments, todos, and reminders will be shared in this space, about once a week. To ensure that you continue received these messages, please be sure to check and see that your membership is established properly. You can check for this by logging into your member dashboard and looking for when the expiration date is. However, if you see A LARGE RED FLASHING MESSAGE after logging in, then something is incomplete. The message will be descriptive, please click it and please finish the form. If you have any technical problems, please use the contact at the bottom of the email, and we'll get you sorted out! You may login and check your member status at the following link, if you forgot your password you may reset it here: https://oilslickers.com/login Now, the juicy bits: OSSi just hit 71 members! That's right, 71 beautiful, souls have joined our community in under 3 weeks. We grow faster than the mystery stain under your VW on your garage floor. Give yourselves a round of applause, or at least a respectful golf clap while nobody is looking. Corporate paperwork? Done-zo! Florida stamped it, the federal EIN is locked in, and we're officially a real corporation (non-profit division with the state). Now we just wait for the IRS to bless us with 501(c)(3) status. Prayers, good vibes, and sacrificial burnt oil is appreciated. From here it's a waiting game, and we all know government doesn't move fast. First official OSSi meeting last night: approx 20 legends showed up seeking refuge, they found a new community of family welcoming them. Our guests ate approximately 9,000 free tacos, probably much less... can't rememember, gotta check the bill... but we were hungry! We unanimously passed the most member-loving ByLaws anywhere on the Emerald Coast, and demonstrated a full up-to-the-second financial transparency zinger that leaves other organizations to shame, with a few bugs... but what VW club doesn't have a few broken Bugs? Our goal is to get them all fixed! OSSi is MONTHS AHEAD of our original projected goals, and will be pushing forward to even more great things sooner than expected. Last night's minutes will be appearing in the members-only documents section as soon as they are transfered online. Merch is coming soon! Stickers, t-shirts, pocket-tees! All the fun stuff that allows you to represent your affiliation! Thank you everyone for all the great things that are happening! OSSi is the club of love and freedom, and we are glad to have you along for the ride! OSSi: where the oil is thick, the hugs are real, and the freedom smells faintly of starter fluid.